What are they saying about kids?

Seen on a store shelf:

Is it just this kid that should be in "Goon" diapers? Or all Japanese kids? All Asians? ALL kids?! That just doesn't sound right.

Would you like your Collon in the Cream or Strawberry flavor?

Seen on a store shelf:

With a snack shaped & textured that way, why would you name it something that's pronounced the same as colon?! You actually expect me to have an appetite to eat it now?!

LOVE ROCK SKULL

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

"I am cool bone guy.
All girls are gutlessnesses in such me."

I love cat

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

"Only imflowing you don't flowing imflowing
I must go to you stay a place"

Cheeky Bunny

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

Hey! Cheeky I just call to say
"Let's eat carrot together." Come on, Cheeky.

CHERRY BEAR

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

"Hey! Friends!!!
You want to have a read cheek like me?
Oh, You do? Come on... Let's enjoy Cherry together."

lip & eye remover

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

"lip & eye remover"

OUCH!

Black Boss

Either this isn't a very PC drink name or they don't mean it the way it sounds.

A nice observation from another blog:
" Black Boss Coffee - Decaffeinated AND desegregated, for the equal opportunity executive suite."

Salted Bonito guts

From the menu at Kitaya Family Izakaya:
Oh, with cream cheese on the side?! Well, if it's a "seafood delicacy," then I guess I can overlook you're calling it "guts!"

OISHII CURRY

From Engrish

No, thanks, cannibalism isn't my thing.