Wastebasket Monster

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Oh, look, the wastebasket monster wants to eat my food scraps!

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But apparently he's picky!

Wastebasket Trickery

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Ok, I'm getting mixed messages. Are they teasing me?

BEST SUPERIOR. FLASHING ENTER. HANDSOME APPEARANCE. SURPASS CENTURY DESIGN.

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I think I understand the 1st & 3rd of those 4 attributes but I got nothing on the other 2.

IT CAN TAKE YOUR ENDLESS FUN

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Oh, look! Toy beetles! I bet they're fun! Let's see how the packaging describes it...

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Ok, well, perhaps we'll keep looking.

we have something in Stock backside

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Don't we all?

Dear Ole Michigan

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"LET ME TAKE YOUR DOWN 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO TOWN

ON THE LAKE. IF WE TAKE A WALK IN SUNSHINE,

WE'LL FEEL GOOD IN SPECIAL WAY."

Exactly how "special" a way are we talking about here? Is it really worth the value of my "down" because I do enjoy walks in the sunshine?!

Return A Road

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Perhaps a counter program to the US' "Adopt A Highway" in the event that the adoption falls through?

Sign at "Kongou Sekirinzan"

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Only the not-so-good ones may be taken

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I'm sorry, sir, but you're going to have to leave those memories with us!

Tokyo Banana

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Parking Lot Sign

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This one makes my brain hurt.

DENGER

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I thought a "Denger" was what my car got when a rock get kicked up by a car ahead of me.

Authorized Peason Only

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Aren't we all peasons? Deep down inside?

Inflammable Gus

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I wished my name were Gus & I was a thief when I saw this on a ferry to Tokashiki.

Creap

Somehow, this just doesn't seem like the most appealing name for CREAmy Powder. I'd like to say that it tastes better in coffee than the name would imply, but I'm really not convinced that it does.

Rules of Hiji Falls

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We love that they spell it like they say it.

No Divi

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This was beside Hiji waterfalls so they were going for "No Diving" & figured the "ng" were optional, I guess.

Can a logo be considered Engrish?

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Beside the basketball courts

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Rules of Araha Park

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