Impossible is Nothing

...and vice versa!

22th Seaport Chatan Carnival

Hint: This is the 22nd annual event, I'm pretty sure.

okinawa noodle

"I am free to make limit topping once free, beside!!"

"The other menus are advantageous, too!"

"Topping (ood) !"

It is a truck

"It is a truck
which carries out reproduction use of the used cooking oil, and aims at the amount of discharge and reduction of CO2."

What are they saying about kids?

Seen on a store shelf:

Is it just this kid that should be in "Goon" diapers? Or all Japanese kids? All Asians? ALL kids?! That just doesn't sound right.

Would you like your Collon in the Cream or Strawberry flavor?

Seen on a store shelf:

With a snack shaped & textured that way, why would you name it something that's pronounced the same as colon?! You actually expect me to have an appetite to eat it now?!

LOVE ROCK SKULL

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

"I am cool bone guy.
All girls are gutlessnesses in such me."

I love cat

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

"Only imflowing you don't flowing imflowing
I must go to you stay a place"

Cheeky Bunny

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

Hey! Cheeky I just call to say
"Let's eat carrot together." Come on, Cheeky.

CHERRY BEAR

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

"Hey! Friends!!!
You want to have a read cheek like me?
Oh, You do? Come on... Let's enjoy Cherry together."

lip & eye remover

Seen at the Daiso 100-yen store (Hwy 58 bypass near the convention center)

"lip & eye remover"

OUCH!

Black Boss

Either this isn't a very PC drink name or they don't mean it the way it sounds.

A nice observation from another blog:
" Black Boss Coffee - Decaffeinated AND desegregated, for the equal opportunity executive suite."

Salted Bonito guts

From the menu at Kitaya Family Izakaya:
Oh, with cream cheese on the side?! Well, if it's a "seafood delicacy," then I guess I can overlook you're calling it "guts!"

OISHII CURRY

From Engrish

No, thanks, cannibalism isn't my thing.

Jacket worn at the Higashi Azalea Festival

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HIDE and or SEEK 52¢

"

HIDE AND OR SEEK

CONCERN AND MEET

52¢

TOUCHES HIDE SOUL

IF YOU'RE
Music, True, Home·Of·Me;
SAYS GOOD-BYE
IN THE EVENING GLOW.
PLAY IT!

"

GLADLY #9

You don't see adverbs on a lot of sports jerseys. Either that's one weird team/school/city name or they're trying to tell us something about player #9. She/he will gladly do what?

SMILE CALLS A SMILE; THEREFORE, LAUGH

I guess they don't want a smile getting called. Let's see what a laugh calls.

DREADED & REQUIEMS DON'T YIELD: Villages completely beseiged (Delaware St???by New York)

I'm speechless on this one. I got nothing. Comments from the peanut gallery? Anyone?

DOES IF THE WORLD END TONIGHT?

Why does this question give me a mental image of a loser in a bar hitting on a drunk chick?

ARTISM

Somehow that name just doesn't make me think about the expertise & artistry of the stylists.

Shikwasa Cake

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So many questions... Does it come with relish? You send it only one time? How does it "feel relieved" exactly?

Wastebasket Monster

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Oh, look, the wastebasket monster wants to eat my food scraps!

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But apparently he's picky!

Wastebasket Trickery

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Ok, I'm getting mixed messages. Are they teasing me?

BEST SUPERIOR. FLASHING ENTER. HANDSOME APPEARANCE. SURPASS CENTURY DESIGN.

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I think I understand the 1st & 3rd of those 4 attributes but I got nothing on the other 2.

IT CAN TAKE YOUR ENDLESS FUN

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Oh, look! Toy beetles! I bet they're fun! Let's see how the packaging describes it...

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Ok, well, perhaps we'll keep looking.

we have something in Stock backside

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Don't we all?

Dear Ole Michigan

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"LET ME TAKE YOUR DOWN 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO TOWN

ON THE LAKE. IF WE TAKE A WALK IN SUNSHINE,

WE'LL FEEL GOOD IN SPECIAL WAY."

Exactly how "special" a way are we talking about here? Is it really worth the value of my "down" because I do enjoy walks in the sunshine?!

Return A Road

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Perhaps a counter program to the US' "Adopt A Highway" in the event that the adoption falls through?

Sign at "Kongou Sekirinzan"

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Only the not-so-good ones may be taken

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I'm sorry, sir, but you're going to have to leave those memories with us!

Tokyo Banana

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Parking Lot Sign

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This one makes my brain hurt.

DENGER

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I thought a "Denger" was what my car got when a rock get kicked up by a car ahead of me.

Authorized Peason Only

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Aren't we all peasons? Deep down inside?

Inflammable Gus

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I wished my name were Gus & I was a thief when I saw this on a ferry to Tokashiki.

Creap

Somehow, this just doesn't seem like the most appealing name for CREAmy Powder. I'd like to say that it tastes better in coffee than the name would imply, but I'm really not convinced that it does.

Rules of Hiji Falls

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We love that they spell it like they say it.

No Divi

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This was beside Hiji waterfalls so they were going for "No Diving" & figured the "ng" were optional, I guess.

Can a logo be considered Engrish?

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Beside the basketball courts

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Rules of Araha Park

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