Wastebasket Monster

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Oh, look, the wastebasket monster wants to eat my food scraps!

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But apparently he's picky!

Wastebasket Trickery

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Ok, I'm getting mixed messages. Are they teasing me?

BEST SUPERIOR. FLASHING ENTER. HANDSOME APPEARANCE. SURPASS CENTURY DESIGN.

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I think I understand the 1st & 3rd of those 4 attributes but I got nothing on the other 2.

IT CAN TAKE YOUR ENDLESS FUN

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Oh, look! Toy beetles! I bet they're fun! Let's see how the packaging describes it...

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Ok, well, perhaps we'll keep looking.

we have something in Stock backside

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Don't we all?

Dear Ole Michigan

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"LET ME TAKE YOUR DOWN 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO TOWN

ON THE LAKE. IF WE TAKE A WALK IN SUNSHINE,

WE'LL FEEL GOOD IN SPECIAL WAY."

Exactly how "special" a way are we talking about here? Is it really worth the value of my "down" because I do enjoy walks in the sunshine?!