Black Boss

Either this isn't a very PC drink name or they don't mean it the way it sounds.

A nice observation from another blog:
" Black Boss Coffee - Decaffeinated AND desegregated, for the equal opportunity executive suite."

Salted Bonito guts

From the menu at Kitaya Family Izakaya:
Oh, with cream cheese on the side?! Well, if it's a "seafood delicacy," then I guess I can overlook you're calling it "guts!"

OISHII CURRY

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No, thanks, cannibalism isn't my thing.

Jacket worn at the Higashi Azalea Festival

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HIDE and or SEEK 52¢

"

HIDE AND OR SEEK

CONCERN AND MEET

52¢

TOUCHES HIDE SOUL

IF YOU'RE
Music, True, Home·Of·Me;
SAYS GOOD-BYE
IN THE EVENING GLOW.
PLAY IT!

"

GLADLY #9

You don't see adverbs on a lot of sports jerseys. Either that's one weird team/school/city name or they're trying to tell us something about player #9. She/he will gladly do what?

SMILE CALLS A SMILE; THEREFORE, LAUGH

I guess they don't want a smile getting called. Let's see what a laugh calls.

DREADED & REQUIEMS DON'T YIELD: Villages completely beseiged (Delaware St???by New York)

I'm speechless on this one. I got nothing. Comments from the peanut gallery? Anyone?

DOES IF THE WORLD END TONIGHT?

Why does this question give me a mental image of a loser in a bar hitting on a drunk chick?

ARTISM

Somehow that name just doesn't make me think about the expertise & artistry of the stylists.

Shikwasa Cake

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So many questions... Does it come with relish? You send it only one time? How does it "feel relieved" exactly?

Wastebasket Monster

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Oh, look, the wastebasket monster wants to eat my food scraps!

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But apparently he's picky!

Wastebasket Trickery

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Ok, I'm getting mixed messages. Are they teasing me?

BEST SUPERIOR. FLASHING ENTER. HANDSOME APPEARANCE. SURPASS CENTURY DESIGN.

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I think I understand the 1st & 3rd of those 4 attributes but I got nothing on the other 2.

IT CAN TAKE YOUR ENDLESS FUN

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Oh, look! Toy beetles! I bet they're fun! Let's see how the packaging describes it...

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Ok, well, perhaps we'll keep looking.

we have something in Stock backside

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Don't we all?

Dear Ole Michigan

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"LET ME TAKE YOUR DOWN 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO TOWN

ON THE LAKE. IF WE TAKE A WALK IN SUNSHINE,

WE'LL FEEL GOOD IN SPECIAL WAY."

Exactly how "special" a way are we talking about here? Is it really worth the value of my "down" because I do enjoy walks in the sunshine?!

Return A Road

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Perhaps a counter program to the US' "Adopt A Highway" in the event that the adoption falls through?

Sign at "Kongou Sekirinzan"

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Only the not-so-good ones may be taken

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I'm sorry, sir, but you're going to have to leave those memories with us!