DOES IF THE WORLD END TONIGHT?

Why does this question give me a mental image of a loser in a bar hitting on a drunk chick?

ARTISM

Somehow that name just doesn't make me think about the expertise & artistry of the stylists.

Shikwasa Cake

From Engrish

So many questions... Does it come with relish? You send it only one time? How does it "feel relieved" exactly?

Wastebasket Monster

From Engrish

Oh, look, the wastebasket monster wants to eat my food scraps!

From Engrish

But apparently he's picky!

Wastebasket Trickery

From Engrish

From Engrish

Ok, I'm getting mixed messages. Are they teasing me?

BEST SUPERIOR. FLASHING ENTER. HANDSOME APPEARANCE. SURPASS CENTURY DESIGN.

From Engrish

I think I understand the 1st & 3rd of those 4 attributes but I got nothing on the other 2.

IT CAN TAKE YOUR ENDLESS FUN

From Engrish

Oh, look! Toy beetles! I bet they're fun! Let's see how the packaging describes it...

From Engrish

Ok, well, perhaps we'll keep looking.

we have something in Stock backside

From Engrish

Don't we all?

Dear Ole Michigan

From Engrish

"LET ME TAKE YOUR DOWN 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO TOWN

ON THE LAKE. IF WE TAKE A WALK IN SUNSHINE,

WE'LL FEEL GOOD IN SPECIAL WAY."

Exactly how "special" a way are we talking about here? Is it really worth the value of my "down" because I do enjoy walks in the sunshine?!

Return A Road

From Engrish

Perhaps a counter program to the US' "Adopt A Highway" in the event that the adoption falls through?

Sign at "Kongou Sekirinzan"

From Engrish

Only the not-so-good ones may be taken

From Engrish

I'm sorry, sir, but you're going to have to leave those memories with us!

Tokyo Banana

From Engrish

Parking Lot Sign

From Engrish

This one makes my brain hurt.

DENGER

From Engrish

I thought a "Denger" was what my car got when a rock get kicked up by a car ahead of me.

Authorized Peason Only

From Engrish

Aren't we all peasons? Deep down inside?

Inflammable Gus

From Engrish

I wished my name were Gus & I was a thief when I saw this on a ferry to Tokashiki.

Creap

Somehow, this just doesn't seem like the most appealing name for CREAmy Powder. I'd like to say that it tastes better in coffee than the name would imply, but I'm really not convinced that it does.

Rules of Hiji Falls

From Engrish

We love that they spell it like they say it.

No Divi

From Engrish

This was beside Hiji waterfalls so they were going for "No Diving" & figured the "ng" were optional, I guess.